F1 in 2011
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David Morton
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As we approach the latter part of Vettels season, the usual silly game of who does what in what car for the 2012 season becomes one of the prevalent topics. I guess we could start the ball rolling here on our own website. Vettel and Webber in RBR is a no brainer, Alonso and who is interesting along with Button and who? (Ron might just be stepping back in ) [I went to Woking last night but for something else].
OK guys - lets have some wild guesses............
AND - Sam Michael soon to leave Williams will be going to Woking as their new Sporting Director
OK guys - lets have some wild guesses............
AND - Sam Michael soon to leave Williams will be going to Woking as their new Sporting Director
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Pete McCluskey.
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Vettel will win the championship in Singapore and announce his retirement, effective the end of season.
Alonso will join Red Bull Racing with Webber as number two. Schumacher will go back to Ferrari and Massa will stay with them.
Jenson has upped his game these past 4 races, he has even said he "aims to win the last 6". This is not your usual JB, he is playing the 'new contract' game as he still hasn't taken up his option with Mc.
He is the 'jam car'. When he is decided, so will the other top seats be.
Ferrari anyone?
As for the rest, I'm not even sure who drives for whom these days, as they all seem to be ordinary, apart from Rosberg.
He is the 'jam car'. When he is decided, so will the other top seats be.
Ferrari anyone?
As for the rest, I'm not even sure who drives for whom these days, as they all seem to be ordinary, apart from Rosberg.
Pete, can I have a bottle of what you're having please
Webber to marry Vettel in a "coming out" parade after Brazilian GP. Alonso to have facial plastic surgery to remove his pout. Jensen Button to be voted ugliest man of the decade in a close run contest with Eddie Jordan.
Michael Shumacher to admit that he's actually been happy all his life and never really wanted to cheat at all. Hamilton admits in a shock expose that for the first two years of his F1 career he was plastic laminated by McLaren before any interviews.
Lotus, HRT and Virgin all admit to the world that they are frankly crap.
Oh, and finally, Martin Whitmarsh and Christian Horner will start walking around the Paddock together holding hands and singing The Hollies "He ain't heavy, He's my Brother".
I think I've got it nailed there. Anyone care to disagree?
Terry Oxandale
Skinny Man
Pete, can I have a bottle of what you're having please
Webber to marry Vettel in a "coming out" parade after Brazilian GP. Alonso to have facial plastic surgery to remove his pout. Jensen Button to be voted ugliest man of the decade in a close run contest with Eddie Jordan.
Michael Shumacher to admit that he's actually been happy all his life and never really wanted to cheat at all. Hamilton admits in a shock expose that for the first two years of his F1 career he was plastic laminated by McLaren before any interviews.
Lotus, HRT and Virgin all admit to the world that they are frankly crap.
Oh, and finally, Martin Whitmarsh and Christian Horner will start walking around the Paddock together holding hands and singing The Hollies "He ain't heavy, He's my Brother".
I think I've got it nailed there. Anyone care to disagree?
Excellent summation. I'm a bit disappointed in that Bernie wasn't included in song or dance. Any prediction there?
Terry, Interesting that you should mention Bernie.
My sources tell me that he is to appear in American Idol as a cross dresser. His first song will be Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
I heard Riverdance have recruited him.
http://videos2view.net/irish-dance.htm
He's the fourth from the right in the dancing troupe.
The midget...
His incredibly tall ex wife has asked for 50% of his income from Riverdance.
http://videos2view.net/irish-dance.htm
He's the fourth from the right in the dancing troupe.
The midget...
His incredibly tall ex wife has asked for 50% of his income from Riverdance.
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Terry Oxandale
Skinny Man
Thanks guys. Thank God there is something with a bit of comedy going on this site aside from the paddock war.
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David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Jarno Trulli has secured his current seat with Lotus for 2012.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Is that more comedy David or are you fair dinkum?
David Morton
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It's actually true Pete.
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Kubica finished and Petrov close behind.
Pete,
Dave means 'It's fair dinkum mate':laugh:
DaveB
Dave means 'It's fair dinkum mate':laugh:
DaveB