1st World Angry Old White Men International Seminar

[Jack]

Larry, you funny!

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Keith, you'll get a Plastic Rat, guv'nor, and you'll like it, you will.

Seriously, have something fit with an inverter to run your various respiratory devices. I'm going to begin planning for this. This sounds good fun and I can't miss it. I would travel further than that to be with people as disagreeable as myself, in the event I could even FIND such people. Thank God they are scarce, is all I can say.

 

[Keith]

Keith, you'll get a Plastic Rat, guv'nor, and you'll like it, you will.

Okay.........Now what?

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Not THAT Plastic Rat. You know what I'm talking about. Show them the real thing, if you dare. I don't have one here, or I would, myself, I would.

 

[Mark]

Not that thing for looking up your bum?

 

[Keith]

I have absolutely NO idea what he's talking about. He is a Doctor, therefore he knows a thousand ways to torture me... :worried:

I, on the other hand, know TWO thousand ways of avoiding a Doctor.... :thumbsup:

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

A Plastic Rat is a Reliant Robin. You know, that three-wheeled affair specially built for folks who need cheap transportation, low road taxes etc.

I look forward to driving one when I am a daft pensioner. I am halfway there already, now that I think of it.

 

[Keith]

Really? We used to have a model years ago akin to that which you describe and you'll never believe in a million years who made them... Give up? AC Cars in Thames Ditton - home of the AC Cobra... How the mighty fell.... Nowadays all our pensioners and disabled drive Lexus and Honda courtesy of the Government Mobility Scheme. I, er, am not allowed in that club I'm afraid so have to be self sufficient.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

A couple of pics from the day.