Airport Security

[Keith]

When will people learn? Hold-ups caused by a lack of baggage tags should not be tolerated....

 

[Terry Oxandale]

"Hold up" with what, a D-9 Caterpillar and a come-along?

 

I think she is smuggling silicon.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

If I worked for security I think a full body search would be in order.