Incredibly oblivious driver..

[Al Jones]

<DD>I received this by e-mail today -<DD>BLONDE RUNS OVER MATTRESS ON THE HIGHWAY
<DD>
<DD>
<DD> And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving.
<DD>
<DD> The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to
<DD> Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank.
<DD>
<DD> The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
<DD> Brought Her Vehicle To It's Knee's.
<DD>
<DD> She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
<DD> With A 60 Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped
<DD> Around Her Driveshaft.
<DD>
<DD> She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
<DD> That The Vehicle Had A " Sort Of Shimmy "
<DD> When She Was Driving At High Speeds.
<DD>
<DD>
<DD> Below Are The Photo's Of What They
<DD> Found At Her Dealership.....................
<DD>
<DD> The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.
<DD>
<DD> " Sort Of A Shimmy" I'll Bet It Did !</DD>

 

[Brian Hamilton]

My uncle sent me that a while ago. I'm amazed another driver didn't notice and let them know they had something going on under there. LOL Some people shouldn't be let outside...

 

[Keith]

Gosh. How on earth are they going to balance the prop with that lot on there? :worried:

 

[David Morton]

I was en route from Harrogate to Leeds and a car ran straight past me with something jammed underneath. When I stopped him, the something was a bale of hay in a sack and promptly caught fire underneath his car. I wish now I'd never stopped him. He was so engrossed in the afternoon play on R4 and he insisted on listening to the end of it sat in my car whilst his blazed away. There was vitually nothing left by the time the services arrived, I'd used up my CTC extinguisher and I missed my flight - the one and only that day.
Future samaritan? Bollocks to that.

 

[Dave Bilyk]

Keith,
I tried but I can't resist
put another mattress on the other side, of course.

regards
Dave