Jokes anyone? -

[BenL]

Snopes has an entertaining re-butt-al for the story.

Frozen to the Car

A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last) date.

www.snopes.com

Among other things, the woman at Snopes points out that if it's that cold, the audience member wouldn't have rested her bare butt against a freezing bumper for more than a second.

 

[Randy V]

 

[Randy V]

 

[Randy V]

 

[Larry L.]

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In the latter case, could the thug actually have committed a crime?

 

[Randy V]

In the latter case, could the thug actually have committed a crime?

I believe so.

 

[davidmac]

Please clarify, which one is the thug?

 

[Larry L.]

Please clarify, which one is the thug?

I'd be happy to answer that, but it'd violate the site's politics policy!

 

[Randy V]

 

[Nick]

 

[Walter]

Maybe an old one, but it happened today:

GT40 (RCR) for refueling at the gas station. ``A" walks up to the car from across the street.
A: Excuse me, but is this must be a Lotus?
B: No it isn't.
A: Oh! ... Well, from the rear it looks almost like a GT40.
B: Yes it does, and from the front as well.

 

[Randy V]

 

[Neil]

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Soylent Green!

 

[Brian Kissel]

 

[Bill Kearley]

That looks more like a Dodge to me !!

 

[David mono]

That looks more like a Dodge to me !!

Looks more Lada to me.

 

[Randy V]

 

[Randy V]

 

[Larry L.]

Being old and slow, it took me a bit of time B4 I 'got it'...but now that I have, I take umbrage - umbrage I say - on behalf of all the Chevys I've owned over the years!!!
Yeeew people are disssssspicable!

 

[Randy V]