Spoken like a true WOGG!

Keith1 · May 31, 2015

I like this guy.......



An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men (WOGGS!) can still think fast.

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gtbob · May 31, 2015

Mericun Wogg

So, I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so
I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"!I said, "Yes, that's the one.
Do you have it in paperback?"

Keith1 · May 31, 2015

A wee bit extreme don't you think?

UKIP much?

Larry L. · May 31, 2015

gtbob said:
Mericun Wogg

So, I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so
I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"!I said, "Yes, that's the one.
Do you have it in paperback?"

:lol::lol::lol: :2thumbsup::2thumbsup:

Spoken like a true WOGG!

Keith

Robert May Eng.

Keith

Larry L.

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