Porn stars!

Hi y'all,

You won't believe this one!

I have just been asked if I will allow one of the UK CAV's to be used as the backdrop to a porn film.

Do you think this will diminish the perceived value of my cars or add to it?

Should I take my Box-Brownie along? Will I be allowed to publish some stills on this forum??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

Perks? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

I am never that lucky!

 

Hi Rick

Dunno about GT40s - bit tight inside! Maybe across the nose?
After a fast run the rear clip might make the movie even more hot!

Many years ago there was a divorce case in Johannesburg. The husband claimed that amongst other places his wife and the lover 'had a friendly discussion' in a red Alfa-Romeo Duetto.

This is absolutely true. In the final court hearing the marketing director of Alfa-Romeo South Africa was asked to testify. He said that his company built cars for 'sporting purposes' but said that even he didn't know that it was meant to go that far!

Ha Ha,
Andre 40

 

A long time ago......................

The God Thor was talking to his dad, Zeus. He mentioned how he (Thor) had been a good God. He asked for Zeus' permission to go to Earth and make love to a mortal woman.

Zeus granted his request.

Upon his return, Zeus asked Thor if he properly introduced himself. In his excitement, Thor had forgotten to do so.

Thor then went back to Earth to make the proper introduction. He knocked on her door. She opened it. He said, "I'm Thor".

She said, "Your thor, I'm so thor I can hardly walk" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Why not? Just make sure they take the license plates off, so they don't come looking for you later on. And tell them to wash the car afterwards.

 

At least demand a free copy of the video.

 

Hi Rick,

Some further thoughts.....

You could either give 'the opposition' some stiff competition or shaft them. Alternatively 'the opposition' could find themselves in a compromising position.

Then of course the GT40, with all the curves in the right places, could be even more sexy than the stars themselves.

Ha Ha
Andre 40

 

These people that deal in porn have a lot of influence and money. The industry sure would get a shot in the arm. Sex sells and any sexy advertisement would surely increase sales. Remember Sony tapes. They refused to allow porn to be used on their tapes. VHS gave the ok and the rest is history. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

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Remember Sony tapes. They refused to allow porn to be used on their tapes. VHS gave the ok and the rest is history.

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I'm sorry but this is simply not true, if you are refering to Beta, its downfall (even though a superior product to VHS) was that it could only be formatted to 1 hour and VHS could handle two, since the average movie is 90 to 120 min. you have an obvious choice. Frankly dont we have better things to discuss than the "Babes In Toyland" and "Porn Stars" threads.

 

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Frankly dont we have better things to discuss than the "Babes In Toyland" and "Porn Stars" threads.

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Well, while I can't speak for others, I do know that I can multi-task /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mike Christian]

One of my other cars is a replica Porsche 550 Spyder. We had amongst us a "Porn Actor" (not sure if he was a star). His 550 was in a few movies apparently. I don't think it affected sales of the car much at all. Last we heard he was in Russia - diddling there.

 

Such nit picking. Joe /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

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Blond Chick with Hairy Pu**y

 

[David Morton]

Off Topic ?

 

[Mike Dozier]

Watching the Barrett Jackson auctions over the years,
it seems that prior ownership by someone famous or
appearing in a movie/commercial/TV show/etc seldom
adds a significant premium. Of course there are exceptions,
but usually the car sells or doesn't on it's own merits.

But if someone famous sits in my car, I'm asking for more!

MikeD /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif