Something for your wives to read.......

[David Morton]

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[Keith]

You definitely type better one handed Dave :blank:

 

[Keith]

LET IT BE GENERALLY KNOW THAT I HAVE POSTED THIS AT THE EXPRESS WISH OF MR DAVID MORTON OF MORTON TOWERS, MORTON IN THE MARSH, MORTON BUCKS AND THAT I HEREBY DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE COMMENTS PRINTED HERETO REGARDING HUSBAND AND WIFE RELATIONSHIPS AND THAT I WISH TO REASSURE ANY WOMAN WHO MIGHT READ THIS INCLUDING MR MORTONS DEAR LADY WIFE (A VERY NICE LADY INDEED) THAT I HAVE ONLY POSTED THIS FOR FEAR OF A (ONE HANDED) CLIP AROUND MY EAR.

 

[Graham]

We should be so lucky.... OOF , OUCH, AAARGH, OWWWW! erm... Sorry luv... I was only joking.....

 

[David Morton]

Thanks Keith.
Only the left arm working at the moment - which I think would make me a Southpaw.