I bought a Flitz kitty.
Meet the real "Flitz".
'Flitz in for his dinner, 'flitz out for a wee-wee, when he feels like it.
'Flitz around with some dodgy females of an evening and brings them home.
I want to use "Flitz" all the time to wash my car but the wife won't let me.
I want to stick "Flitz" the spin-dryer so he comes up all fluffy again.
Don't let the wife know.