When love fades

[Simon]

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

What would you like for dinner, love? chicken, beef or lamb?

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

“F#ck You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

 

[Daryl Adams]

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

What would you like for dinner, love? chicken, beef or lamb?

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

“F#ck You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

So you've met my wife then?

 

[Mark]

I've just broiled myself some frankfurters. The cat has the following selection laid out neatly in seperate bowls, Iams, Prawns, Tuna and Chicken!

I asked if I could have one of the chicken breasts, you can guess the answer!