WOGG flirting banter...
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WOGG flirting banter.
My face leaves in five minutes , be on it.
Bob
My face leaves in five minutes , be on it.
Bob
Terry Oxandale
Skinny Man
Effective communication!
Very subtle, like "I suppose this means a BJ is out of the question?"
Not as bad as a chat up line a friend of mine uses.
Q. Do you have any Scottish in you?
A. No.
Q Would you like some?
Bob
funny...........
I think the funniest thing I have ever witnessed that won a place in a womans nickers was when stood in a packed wine bar. No one could move and the waitresses could not get about with the drinks, the bar man tapped the side of a bottle with a spoon and the place went instantly quiet, he shouted out could folks please clear a passage for the waitresses , you could here a pin drop but with that a friend of mine looked at this pretty girl with a tray and said " what a wonderful thought" .The place erupted in laughter , the girl dropped the tray through laughing so much and my mate got a date
Bob
Bob
flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
To a well endowed young lass
Q) Hey! ever bumped into a tree ?
A) No!
Q) Well, how 'bout a root then ?
("Root" -- Ozzie, for a bit of piggin')
A) a, Awright then ya smooth talkin' bastard
or b, a slap across the face
Q) Hey! ever bumped into a tree ?
A) No!
Q) Well, how 'bout a root then ?
("Root" -- Ozzie, for a bit of piggin')
A) a, Awright then ya smooth talkin' bastard
or b, a slap across the face
I once asked a sheila who was a pretty good sort if i had a million bucks cold hard cash sitting beside me in a case, and said you could have it for a night of rumpy, would you be game.
after about 30 secs of thought she said yeh probably.
so i repeated the offer with only 5 bucks, to which i got , piss off what do you think i am.
well i just said , i think we've already established that, now we're just haggling over a price.
didnt go down all that well, no idea why.
john
after about 30 secs of thought she said yeh probably.
so i repeated the offer with only 5 bucks, to which i got , piss off what do you think i am.
well i just said , i think we've already established that, now we're just haggling over a price.
didnt go down all that well, no idea why.
john
I actually saw and heard this one from a drunken pal in a bar...
We walk up to the bar to order a couple of drinks and he looks over at this very fine speciman of womanhood and says very loudly -
Wow would I like to get into your pants!
To which she promptly and so deftly replied -
I bet you would, but there's already one arsehole in there so bugg off!!
You coulda heard a pin drop for about 5 seconds before the entire bar erupted in laughter!!!
We walk up to the bar to order a couple of drinks and he looks over at this very fine speciman of womanhood and says very loudly -
Wow would I like to get into your pants!
To which she promptly and so deftly replied -
I bet you would, but there's already one arsehole in there so bugg off!!
You coulda heard a pin drop for about 5 seconds before the entire bar erupted in laughter!!!
Proper Wogg
