Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and
prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,
heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw
that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired
to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the
house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was
not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS
AUSTRALIA!!
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matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach.
God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and
prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came
and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,
heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw
that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired
to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the
house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was
not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS
AUSTRALIA!!
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