Bush liberates Europe!

EVERYONE,

I just received a PM from his magnifisence, Ronald Earp. I have been appointed the Moderator for OFF TOPIC section of forum.

I am certain that my qualification was based on the "handsome" criteria. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

MAY GOD/ALLAH help us all /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Howard Jones]

Don't think for one second that WE are not keeping a master list. When the day comes that WE have completed our conquest of the world WE WILL unvale our secret plan. Then all of YOU on OUR list will know OUR wrath.

All the blue(pink) people will forever drive(ride) 6 to a minivan eat foo foo gelatus goo and drink friggin spring water. All the red people will of course drive GT40s down to the local Hooters and drink BEER.

Oh and YOU people will drive in the right, slow, lane(our way) and never faster than 55 MPH. WE will of course drive any friggin way we want.

No smog control, no sound control, no friggin at all control, and a one time resgistration cost of a six pack of Bud on the curb in front of the house on the 4th of July. The only required goverment mandated device will be a 357 under the seat. A good ol revolver too, no God damned euro automatic 22 cal. short dicked plinker

Ya think that will get em goin, Fred?

Oh and WE are gonna run George as VP next time and then after the party WE are gonna retire the other guy and move George back into the big seat again! More that likely gonna let Kondi ride shotgun after the switch.

Hey Fred congrats on being moderiator of the forum that has no rules. Perfect!

 

[dave harris]

Oh, this is NOT going to be pretty - - - if Faili made in on his looks - we are DOOMED! DOOMED I say!!!
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cussing.gifarrrrrrgggg - - -

wimper, wimper - - - -

 

Howy babe,

Sadly, as the Moderator of the Forum section "with no rules", I have to remind you to refrain from using certain words. I am referring to the "F word" on the picture of King George.

Other than that, your passion is welcomed and encouraged. Specially since you are a resident of the Blue/Pink state. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif and a member of the FAKE GT40 family /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

 

[Mike Inglis]

Long live the FAKES!

Happy new year to all FAKERS.

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[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

[ QUOTE ]
It is my belief through conversations with Ron that to qualify as a “moderator”, one must be white, rich, intelligent and above all handsome.

I can see where I might have problems becoming moderator.



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pick any three......Lucky for me Ron has never seen me...I don't even make ONE of the qualifications! (I am mostly Italian so I barely qualify as "white"!)

Intellegence-I think not!

Rich-My wife married me 'cause she thought I had money, now that she knows the truth she can't afford to get rid of me!

Handsome-Yes, in a Gerard Depardu (sp) sort of way, kinda like an ugly puppy grows on you..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif

rick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[JimmyMac]

I second the motion for Faili in the post as Moderator of the No Holds Barred section. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif

With his Austro/Californian political background, it will be the best thing for democracy since Judge Roy Bean.

Here come da Judge !! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banned.gif

 

[Pat]

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

[ QUOTE ]
I it will be the best thing for democracy since Judge Roy Bean.



[/ QUOTE ] AS Judge Roy said, "we're gonna give 'em a fair trial...and then we're gonna hang 'em!!!"

Ah, sweet Lilly......


Rick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif

 

[emiel]

I like America and everything that comes with it.Years ago during the cold war I always joked about that I was pro us and against ussr stating I prefer driving a Mustang over a Lada.But whats the point here.IN the us way of live you can make the choice yourself to drive a Mustang,but on the other end in the best case you are allowed to drive a Lada.Translate this to economics, for the people who wants to sit in their chair and enjoy other peoples money(communist or socialist way of thinking)the us way is a nightmare and that explains a lot of opinions.In the modern (european)way of thinking many people would like to receive money for nothing.SO out US,Bush or whatever what threatens their way of live .Believe their always will be a choice between Mc Donalds and a fancy restaurant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

 

[JimmyMac]

Emiel,

Earlier quote :
"Europe is a land of ideas without action"

Probably that is why the original Belgian fries are now called American fries.

 

[emiel]

small correction James ,they were called French fries.But hey whats in a name we love them and make them like no other.I believe here in Itegem we have the best (french)fries of the world.They are handcut and the owner operates his business out of a caravan on a corner.Delicious.Happy Greetings to all of you,Emiel /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

 

[ChrisL]

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Europe is a land of ideas without action

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Wasn't G W quoted to have once said "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." He may have been misquoted.
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[JimmyMac]

Sorry Emiel.
They were definitely called Belgian fries originally, then the French adopted them.
We call them chips in Glasgow and we also buy the best ones from caravans.

Hmm... delicious as you say, but far better with deep fried chocolate Mars bars and Belgian beer.

Probably soon to be sold in a McDonalds restaurant near you !!

 

Gentlemen,

Specially theses two, it could not be further from the truth, could it?!


[ QUOTE ]
Stand a group of Europeans next to a group of Americans, and it is obvious the former are nutritionally deprived. Once fast-food restaurants take over, Europeans will grow to their proper size. And the economic benefits will be multiple: Big and Tall shops will open in all countries, and a billion-dollar diet industry will spring up. Foul-tasting low-fat foods will be everywhere. No food product will ever again be sold without a package claim of 10 to 99 percent less fat, calories, sodium, etc., etc.


Marijuana users will face long-term incarceration, raising public morality while also creating a boom in penal institution construction and increased employment not only for building tradesmen but individuals attracted to the dynamic new profession of prison guard


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Are we to believe the "FATEST" people on earth reside here, blasphemy,,, Should we change our coins to read "In FAT we trust"

 

[Pat]

During a recent interview, Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain was asked by one of his parliament members as to why he believes so much in America .....and does he think America is on the right track?

Blair's reply:

"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.....and how many want out."

 

[JimmyMac]

Faili,
No mate.
I know a guy in the UK who is exporting thousands of dollars worth of deep frying equipment to the US to make British fish and chips.
His last two big orders went to California and Nevada

So maybe soon, "IN FAT WE FRY" we be a better sentiment.

 

VEEK,
I fully agree,,, It is kind of like,,Drugs or ,,,, pornography. If more people want them than not, then they are good for you and should be legalized.
Tony Blair is another Idiot I really like.
JimmyMac,
Maybe that's why you guys look so good and we don't. You send all that stuff to us. And then we make it worst by putting Mayo on the fish and chips and wash it down with 32OZ of coke. And Then,,,,,,ask,,,,what is for desert? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif