Fair officials have mandated sensitivity training for future performers;
The NAACP has asked the Justice Department and Secret Service to investigate.
Oh F*ck OFF!
Sensitivity training! Secret f*cking Service investigation?! What the hell is wrong with these people.
I can just imagine the secret service operative's utter joy at being given this task! Really? Money well spent on his training then!
Imagine the briefing.
Head of SS, "OK Agent x, we need you to investigate this clown"
Agent X, " Really?"
Head of SS, "Yes. This is a matter of extreme National Security"
Agent X, "Well in that case, I'd better start working on my entertainment background work. Who is my makeup artist?"
Head of SS, "Doreen, from our super secret disguises department"
Agent X, "Cool, I like Doreen, she did a fabulous job when I went undercover at the broadway version of CATS, to seek out the terrorist plot hidden deep within the subtext of that show"
Head of SS, "Great. You have unlimited funds at your disposal Agent X. Now get to work"
What a bloody joke!