LOL!!! I've actually been there...
I got a call from my wife a couple of weeks ago, to brag about how she was able to get 15 bags of mulch in our Merc-CLS... The only thing I could think to say was... "Could you please repeat what you just said, because I am certain that I did not hear what you just said, CORRECTLY!!!!
Sometimes I think that wives may be "Too Good" at improvising...
Mike