McCluskey Gig UPDATE

Keith

Moderator
Diverse aren't we?

We've got a little problem with the McCluskey Soiree as it's being called. I don't speak much Australian but from my recent experiences on the phone & email I think he may have uttered some kind of code that has resonated beyond the forum.

The Hotel has now has booking enquirers from:

Ferrari Chat
Umm Qarn Stud Farm
Royal Brisbane Yacht Club
The David Morten Bagpipe Euthanasia Trust
Romanian Window Washers Guild
Di McCluskey Christmas Club
Australian Armed Forces Association
Brisbane Flood Relief (Open the fucking gates EARLIER next time) Sub Committee
The Japanese Sunami Relief (Pete's Carpet Compensation) Fund
Members of GT40's
Throw-Up Hotels Ltd
Bandidos 17 Mile Rock Road Massiv
The Le Mans Ford Chicane Grandstand Club
The Complete Squads (plus Reserves), of the LAST TWO ASHES WINNING ENGLISH CRICKET TEAMS (and their South Africans)


and Last but not Least these last 2 have also expressed a late interest

The Indonesian Boat People's Re-Union Committee
The Campaign for the Re-Election of Her Majesty Queenie JuLiar 1st of Australia.

Up & Coming Black Roots Blues Cover Band The Rolling Stones have expressed an interest in doing a one hour set in the Snug but the "Burkahs" a charming
Syrian all female acapella Ensemble from haven't.


Having lived a relatively sheltered life I had no idea what the expression "It'S MY SHOUT" actually meant, but fair play to him, he knows how to draw a bit of a crowd.

Just hope the hotel has got enough Shrimps.
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
Bloody right Pete. I was going to email you. The crowd that might end up in Lyme Regis would see you in the debtors court in Dorchester and cheer from the gallery.
 

Keith

Moderator
Bloody right Pete. I was going to email you. The crowd that might end up in Lyme Regis would see you in the debtors court in Dorchester and cheer from the gallery.

Arrrr 'tis true - 'tis the custom of the area since the Bloody Assizes..

It'll be more than yer purse yer'll be losin' you thievin' Viking Traitor yers..mark my worrrrds...

The Judge - he be invited too yer see........

He still be lookin' for survivors of the Great Battle so 'e can fill 'is tally..

The Hanging Judge and Sedgemoor

It'll be yer shout fer sure and it'll also be yer last.... Arrrrrrrr
 
What can I say, your a brave man Pete, just make sure that ole sea dog dosnt try to entice you down into the bilges to see the golden rivut :shocked::lol:

john
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
O.K.i just invited the Lime Regis naked Morris Dancers to our lunch, but Di told me they were mostly blokes so I quickly cancelled that invitation ....
I wonder if the Lime Regis young nymphomaniacs society would like to wait our table?
The local watching aphids on roses group volunteered but sadly I had to tell them no.
Any other ideas?
 

Keith

Moderator
I'll be warning you to get your language right Mr McCluskey. LIME is what poofs put in their Vodka and LYME is what you pour on your wife to dissolve her.

It's LYME for a reason mate.....:evil:

Mark. Judge Jeffries used to keep rooms in Lyme Regis...

Keep up.
 

Keith

Moderator
And now..... the true genius of my cunning plan will be revealed here..now..

I chose the venue and the date carefully...

We .....may......not.......be.........alone.....:shifty:

We....may.......not....even.....be....toooo....popular.......in certain.........areas of the ....world....:sultan:

Lyme Regis's tallest building is: but 2 stories..heheh and considerable forces of HM Government are always in the vicinity....hehehehehehe :thumbsup:

We will look after you Peter! You shall be safe my friend!
 

Keith

Moderator
Brilliant News!

David has just contacted me and has confirmed (I am very very excited about this) that he WILL be bringing his bagpipes in honour of Pete's visit.

It will be an after Lunch episode, that Pete, I know for sure, will never forget.

However, I have not informed the hotel about this. I am just being cautious.
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
How wonderful I love the Bagpipes, not sure about David in a Kilt though.
I have invited Juliar as an after dinner speaker now she has nothing to do.
Being of Welsh descent Im sure she has a fine voice, maybe we could entice her to sing ? David could accompany her on the pipes.
 
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