Porsches and Dating
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One day in the barnyard the horse became stuck in the mud. the chicken saw this and "borrowed" the farmer's new Caymen in order to pull the horse out of the mud.
Some weeks later, the horse noticed the chicken had become stuck in the same mudhole. Suddenly the horse remembered the chicken saving his life but noticed the farmer had taken the Caymen to town.
The horse calmly walked over and stretched across the mudhole and extended his male apparatus to save his barnyard buddy.
Moral: you don't need a new Caymen to pick up chicks.
Some weeks later, the horse noticed the chicken had become stuck in the same mudhole. Suddenly the horse remembered the chicken saving his life but noticed the farmer had taken the Caymen to town.
The horse calmly walked over and stretched across the mudhole and extended his male apparatus to save his barnyard buddy.
Moral: you don't need a new Caymen to pick up chicks.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
When I started dating my wife I was a struggling copier salesman and poor as a
drop bear. My drive was a beaten up FJ Holden that I paid $200.00 for.
It used more oil than fuel and the drivers floor was so badly rusted that you could see the road passing below.
Still I wish I had it today, a real collectors item.
http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/car_info_holden_fj.htm
drop bear. My drive was a beaten up FJ Holden that I paid $200.00 for.
It used more oil than fuel and the drivers floor was so badly rusted that you could see the road passing below.
Still I wish I had it today, a real collectors item.
http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/car_info_holden_fj.htm
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Ben,
When I started dating my wife (sometime in the eighteenth century
) I was very much like Pete, as skint as a church mouse. The nice cars and toys came later. My wife has never expressed any interest in any of my cars, and she has never owned any car other than a Mini!
Oh, and as a Porsche driver, I can tell you that because I'm an ugly git, it's never helped me at all :laugh:
When I started dating my wife (sometime in the eighteenth century
) I was very much like Pete, as skint as a church mouse. The nice cars and toys came later. My wife has never expressed any interest in any of my cars, and she has never owned any car other than a Mini!Oh, and as a Porsche driver, I can tell you that because I'm an ugly git, it's never helped me at all :laugh:
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Congratulations Grady and to your lovely wife, well done.:thumbsup:
My wife has always been supportive of my genetic weakness for anything on wheels, as I've enjoyed driving high performance, classic, and vintage cars, plus semi-trailers even. After 30 years (I got married at a mature age), we are still firmly together. And while Lin doesn't want to drive my cars (she could, but fears accidentally doing some damage and upsetting me), she is happy to go on trips or occasional holidays in one. We do tend to fly more these days, rather than the long road trips I once enjoyed.
I bought my first Porsche at 20 years old. It turned my love life around.
I had actually known my wife for a a number of years before we got together so she knew about the 40. Our first 'date' entailed me picking her up from her Sister's and just going on a drive around for about an hour then dropping her off again.
She likes the car and came with me to the Le Mans Classic last year and for the 2 track sessions. She wants her own Mustang or Viper though really, or a Harley Trike.
Max
She likes the car and came with me to the Le Mans Classic last year and for the 2 track sessions. She wants her own Mustang or Viper though really, or a Harley Trike.
Max
