Welcome Pete & Di McCluskey!
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Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Thanks Keith, Birmingham today.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Didn't know that now at woolacombe.
Everyone knows where my Mother lives Keith. I shouldn't have to spell it out
My sources tell me that Pete has Newspaper contacts. He should jolly well know how to look someone up!
I suppose you would like me to go down there and drink the f**king coffee for him too???!!!
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Mark tell your mum, we are on our way....to Morgan Porth that is. And I thought all you English chaps drank tea?
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
English Navy types drink coffee. Navies run on coffee. Navvies run on tea. 
Have an OUTSTANDING day. Really.
Have an OUTSTANDING day. Really.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Carbis Bay today, went to lands end with 4 million other people lots of fat chicks, then to Penzance on the way back ... Still more fat chicks ...now settling into a Hendricks and Tonic.
Good night. Ban fat chicks Jim.
Good night. Ban fat chicks Jim.
Anyone else see what's wrong with Pete's post here?
:idea: He has his USA glasses on..The unique Acme Hyperbolic Fish Eye model available only from AmericanOptical.com
If he had his British glasses on, he would have only see 4 other people and a few malnourished Blacktail hens....
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Now chaps ease up a bit, Keith fat chicks abound in Blighty, or maybe Cornwall, all those pasties you know. Not sure if that is spelt correctly I mean the crusty things filled with meat and potatoes the Cornish miners took down the pit. Not the things that in politer days show girls wore on their nice bits.
Went to St Ives today and wandered through the streets, great old world shops filled with masses of tourist trap junk, a bit sad really.
Lots and lots of fat chicks, although some may have been German tourists, there was a bus load of the rude bastards who nearly knocked Di over to get to the Thai curry authentic Cornish pasties. I had to mention who won the war two or three times before they backed off.
Now Keith two in three fat chicks were leading a canine... I would have said dog but that may of caused confusion over who was leading who. I am guessing that the fat persons (see how P.C. I can be when I try) leading the canines where Brits.
So no U.S. bifocals mate Britain is full of fat chicks handle it.
Speaking of canines you people truly love your dogs, I think it is wonderful to see so many
People leading very well behaved dogs of all breeds through the streets. Much better than bloody children....
The Scarlet hotel in Mawgan Porth even has a resident mutt you can borrow to take down to the beach for a walk and look like a local. Jim please ban fat chicks.
Went to St Ives today and wandered through the streets, great old world shops filled with masses of tourist trap junk, a bit sad really.
Lots and lots of fat chicks, although some may have been German tourists, there was a bus load of the rude bastards who nearly knocked Di over to get to the Thai curry authentic Cornish pasties. I had to mention who won the war two or three times before they backed off.
Now Keith two in three fat chicks were leading a canine... I would have said dog but that may of caused confusion over who was leading who. I am guessing that the fat persons (see how P.C. I can be when I try) leading the canines where Brits.
So no U.S. bifocals mate Britain is full of fat chicks handle it.
Speaking of canines you people truly love your dogs, I think it is wonderful to see so many
People leading very well behaved dogs of all breeds through the streets. Much better than bloody children....
The Scarlet hotel in Mawgan Porth even has a resident mutt you can borrow to take down to the beach for a walk and look like a local. Jim please ban fat chicks.
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Are you sure you are not attracting the few chunkers that we have got? We have no more here than the states or down under, next time you order your copy of plumpers monthly take note of the nationalities cos they are not British chicks.
Bob
Are you sure you are not attracting the few chunkers that we have got? We have no more here than the states or down under, next time you order your copy of plumpers monthly take note of the nationalities cos they are not British chicks.
Bob
Should have warned you Pete. Fat chicks are in season and they can be hunted.... Dogs. Yes - an epidemic..they should be hunted too.. Tourists should be banned full stop never mind the fat ones. Now, if you'd have gone to Newquay, surfing capital of Europe, that's where all the skinny chicks are and the restaurants serve Dog. Sounds like my kind of place, except it isn't.
