Answers on a post card please

Hi All,
It's still pretty gloomy out there, not much going on so I Thought it might be a good idea to put a picture on the Forum and ask the members to add a caption to match the picture.
The best Caption will be decided by an other person 'WITH HIGH STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY' someone like Paul Thompson ???? in a few weeks.
I will donate a model of the FORD GT delivered to there door UK ONLY I'm afraid, for the best one.
If members have any BAD pictures they would like to have captions added then send them to me on
[email protected] and we'll do it again in three months.

START OFF WITH THIS ONE 'ANSWERS ON A POST CARD PLEASE'.

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[David Morton]

"I see you are wearing your underpants on your head as well"

 

[David Morton]

"What do you mean I look like a condom"

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

Nope, you're not me dad /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nono.gif (Penguins)

 

[John W]

"I couldn"t afford a crash helmet, but I got these nice shoulder pads instead..."

 

[David Morton]

"I thought you were bringing the getaway car"

 

[David Morton]

"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"

 

[Frank Catt]

" One day Frank will put our cars together then we will have something to drive ! "

 

[roaldin]

"Mate, you're p!ssing on my foot..."

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, don't look around my eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes. *click* you're under!"

Tim.

 

[Chris Kouba]

Does this hat make my head look big?

 

[roaldin]

"You're blind aren't you?"
"It's the glasses isn't it, they give it away?"
"No mate, you're still pissing on my foot..."

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"So this win a model thing on the forum, do you have to be a member of the GTD40 car club to enter?"

Tim.

 

[David Morton]

"In mitigation, there I was with no airspeed, upside down, engine running rough, and lost my helmet"
"Frightening - but you are still pissing on my foot"


Tim - this may be a theme that could go on for ever.

 

[roaldin]

"Seriously mate, 40 inches, look at it..."

Tim.

 

[ChrisL]

Never mind the caption. I just want to know when Peter Sellers raced against Boris Yeltsin.

 

[frank beuker]

pssst,
It's me
I'm in disguise

 

Well done so far but most of the replys are from 'foreigners' does that mean us Brits have no sense of humour or what ( Australians not allowed to answer this question )
Keep em coming there making me laugh
I suppose I could extend the delivery to worldwide, and no you dont have to be a GTD40 member but membership is so cheap it't worth having anyway.
Will post a picture of this must luxuriuos model soon
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[roaldin]

"What ever happened to the British sense of humour Fred?"
"Mmfffftff."

Tim.

 

[Gregg]

What do you mean you lost the keys!