Answers on a post card please

[Neal]

Nice Kenny impression...

 

[roaldin]

"Salman; and you are?"

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

Conversation taped at the "Dick Cheney Emergency Medical Response Unit (members only)"

"Just a broken jaw this time. You're looking better..."
"Can't complain, can't complain..."

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"Chin up mate, it's time you faced up to things."

Tim. (Probably worn out my welcome now)

 

[roaldin]

"Why does Dick have this hospital follow him around anyway?"
"In case he has another heart pre-emptive defence."

Tim.

 

[Andy Besic]

"Whut you mean no tricycles on the track! I got me snappy helmet and race suit on!"

 

[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

he he he /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif -

All very funny... Keep on posting... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif

 

[Andy Besic]

"I've been working on my race face....What do you think?.... intimidating eh?!"

 

'OK ' So I stand there polishing me Helmet all day, but at least I'm not a Blind Pingu

 

[ChrisL]

Commentator 1: Welcome back to the final round of the World Slot Car Championships, and here are two of the more serious competitors just getting ready for the next showdown.

Commentator 2: Yes James, two very fierce rivals taking no chances this time after the serious incident during their last encounter.

Commentator 1: And, wow, don’t we all remember those frightening pictures of the slot car running of the track and the competitor’s hair bursting into flames.

Commentator 2: Well James. It’s just a solemn reminder to us all of how dangerous slot car racing can be.

 

[Keith]

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[Andy Besic]

"I thought you said this was a costume Party!" "we are the only ones dressed up"

 

[David Morton]

"Here's the money"
"WHAT"
"You said bring 3 shillings and fourpence and we are going to a dance"
"NO - YOU DEAF BASTARD - I SAID SEND REINFORCEMENTS WE ARE GOING TO ADVANCE"

 

[Chris P.]

"What?"
- "What?"
"Huh?"
- "WHAT?"
"Wudjya say?"
- "Huh?"
"What?"

 

[Gregg]

Thinking quitely to himself. I think I can take him. One shot to the nose and he'll go down.

 

[Gregg]

The starry gaze young lovers share as they try to figure out how to share their first kiss. Him with his big nose. Him with his helmet.

 

[frank beuker]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "you're overdressed"

 

[Gregg]

Cyrano that you? No its me Jimmy Durante.

 

[Ian Anderson]

Hello it's me, Osama, I've Bin Laden down recently but after dumping that load feel better - hope that's a gas mask you are wearing

 

[Gregg]

I forget. Are you going to walk to my left and I to your right, or vice versus?