Autumn/Fall Dangerous Animal Warning

[Keith1]

Beware of sleeping Cougars...... known in Australia as Drop Pussies

 

[GTRene]

maybe I can "catch" one

 

[jonnyb]

I'll keep an eye out for those!

 

[lonesomebob]

Just beware of splinters is all I'm saying.

 

[jimbo]

That's no cougar. Cougars are women in their fifties going after younger men. If that's a cougar, I'm the first Jewish Pope. I just wish a woman that looked like that would drop on me.

 

[JeffYoung]

Go to Vegas and wave $1000 in the air and one will drop on you. Or several.

 

[jonnyb]

Go to Vegas and wave $1000 in the air and one will drop on you. Or several.

How much are flights to Vegas?

 

[Keith1]

I'm the first Jewish Pope.

You kept that quiet Jim!

His Holiness Pope Yaakov The First!

In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti


Oy Vey! What's not to like? :shrug:

 

[GTRene]

How much are flights to Vegas?

lol :laugh:

 

[jimbo]

Good Yontev, Pontiff....... not much gets by you, Keith.

 

[jimbo]

Yeah.... but I don't want to rent one for $1000/hour. I'm no better than anyone else on morals, I just can't afford it.....

 

[TA152]

Maybe the quarter hour rental plan....

 

[Keith1]

Yeah.... but I don't want to rent one for $1000/hour. I'm no better than anyone else on morals, I just can't afford it.....

For you, Righteous One, Vegas has a special Red Tag Day..

 

[Dimi]

Jim

Trust me, spend the 1000, it's much cheaper than alimony or divorce.

Dimi

 

[Pete]

Yeah.... but I don't want to rent one for $1000/hour. I'm no better than anyone else on morals, I just can't afford it.....

An hour? I'd only need about 30 seconds:stunned:

 

[Mark IV]

Not a "Cougar", but a "Kitten"

 

[JeffYoung]

An hour? I'd only need about 30 seconds:stunned:

Dude, you're old. I thought the plumbing got backed up and things slowed down in retirement?

 

[brianstewart]

This really should have been posted in the "Dilemma" thread. Should I walk under that tree, or shouldn't I????

 

[Pete]

Dude, you're old. I thought the plumbing got backed up and things slowed down in retirement?

Quite right all of the above, but it used to take ten seconds:laugh:

 

[Keith1]

Not a "Cougar", but a "Kitten"

Well, that's interesting, the local pub landlord's 13 years old son definitely said "Cougar".