Battle for the Ashes 2013
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David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Keith,
Have you seen the costs of attending Lords this weekend ? IMHO The revenue aspect has been well and truly satisfied. The seats for my eldest and her beau are about the same price as the return of Cream at the R.A.H. though to be fair that does include a pucker silver service sit down scoff which the Cream concert didn't.
Have you seen the costs of attending Lords this weekend ? IMHO The revenue aspect has been well and truly satisfied. The seats for my eldest and her beau are about the same price as the return of Cream at the R.A.H. though to be fair that does include a pucker silver service sit down scoff which the Cream concert didn't.
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Rooting for a victory.....
Safe to say the Ashes will be retained in the U.K.
It seems the Tourists are a bit lacking......
Safe to say the Ashes will be retained in the U.K.
It seems the Tourists are a bit lacking......
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Nothing like a root I always say. :embarassed::embarassed::sad:
Better than the cricket though eh Petemate? :thumbsdown:
Not sure if Sir David Marmaduke Crimpley-Morton actually took my Krug bet, but if he did it's looking thin for me I must say.. :worried:
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Anything is better than cricket right now! Did I tell you about my horses?
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Well left dickhead! 32for2 I'm off to bed track work in the morning.:embarassed:
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Another bloody wicket before I had a chance to finish my beer! I would say that lord David
Montague Lillingston Bromley Morton's daughter is having a great time. Just saw a chap on the field picking up champagne corks that had entered the field from the upper balcony's
Montague Lillingston Bromley Morton's daughter is having a great time. Just saw a chap on the field picking up champagne corks that had entered the field from the upper balcony's
Endearing of them isn't it - allowing the unwashed hoi polloi to gather their corks.
Jolly public spirited I say.
Chin Chin,
It's GinTonic o'clock here....
First, get one of these....
Then add.....
+
+
+
+
And, believe it or not.... some 'julienne' of this:
A taste that defies description.. Made for hot gentle days..and cricket viewing posh balconies.....favourite summer tipple - screw the rum.
Awesome!
Jolly public spirited I say.
Chin Chin,
It's GinTonic o'clock here....
First, get one of these....
Then add.....
+
+
+
+
And, believe it or not.... some 'julienne' of this:
A taste that defies description.. Made for hot gentle days..and cricket viewing posh balconies.....favourite summer tipple - screw the rum.
Awesome!
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Deeply joyous
347
Thats's three hundred and forty seven runs.
347
347
Thats's three hundred and forty seven runs.
347
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Hendricks is a great drop, although I'm not keen on the cucumber.
347 ? 347 is that a type of aeroplane you used to fly David?
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
And he was dressed for going out to dinner. Quite a character though.....
## HOWZAT ##
A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant
said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".
A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant
said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Reminds me that my wife once told me I was a dud shag......how she could reach that conclusion after 10 seconds is beyond me.:stunned:
Sorry about the drift but hey ho :
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 81.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 75.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 81.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Here we go again.
That feeling........................................................
On a more mundane note, any wagers?
That feeling........................................................
On a more mundane note, any wagers?
