I met an attractive 60 year old woman at a bar last night. She was very sexy looking so I thought to myself if she has a daughter she wouldn't look too bad either. We had a few drinks together and then she asked me if I'd ever had a thing called a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she replied. I was really thinking this could be my lucky night so we drank a little more. Then we went back to her place. When we got in the front door, I couldn't contain my excitement and then she shouts upstairs, "MOTHER, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"