My Current Favourite One Liner....

[Keith]

"If we could only manage to convince the Chinese that Jihadists' testicles have aphrodisiac properties, within ten years they'll all have disappeared."

(Two lines - sorry)

 

[Jack]

ROFL Keith!

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

How true is that.Lol.

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Love it!

 

[Randy V]

Spot on Colonel!

 

[Olivier S]

EXCELENT!
Because of you, I have been found laughing my ass off, alone behind my office computer!

 

[Terry Oxandale]

If not for the 72 virgins awaiting their arrival, I'm sure most are so dedicated to the cause, that they would sell their left nut in order to finance their activities.