I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.