Well since David has brought the subject of 'pills' up, I wonder if anyone would like to see David's new medicine cabinet and his prescription list?
Being David, it is all rather unusual....:quirk:
The Kitchen Floor.. Looks normal (ish)
But wait!
My God!
Speechless...
Prescriptions: I'm sure he will not mind me publishing his ailments - and the prescribed medicine...so here goes:
DISEASE WINE DAILY DOSE
Allergies Medoc 1 Glass
Anemia Graves 4 Glasses
Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
( + sugar and cinnamon ) 3 cups
Constipation Anjou blanc .. Vouvray 4 glasses
Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glasses
Diarrhoea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glasses
Fever Champagne Sec 1 bottle
Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge 2 glasses
Uric Acid Gout Sancerre, Pouilly Fume 4 glasses
Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glasses
Menopause (Male) Saint Emilion 4 glasses
Depression Médoc 4 glasses
Obesity Nuits St Georges Burgundy 4 glasses
Rheumatism Champagne (any) 4 glasses
Excessive weight loss Côte de Beaune 4 glasses
As you can see, David is suffering a lot but with the help of his daily medicine - is managing very well.....
Being David, it is all rather unusual....:quirk:
The Kitchen Floor.. Looks normal (ish)

But wait!

My God!

Speechless...

Prescriptions: I'm sure he will not mind me publishing his ailments - and the prescribed medicine...so here goes:
DISEASE WINE DAILY DOSE
Allergies Medoc 1 Glass
Anemia Graves 4 Glasses
Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
( + sugar and cinnamon ) 3 cups
Constipation Anjou blanc .. Vouvray 4 glasses
Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glasses
Diarrhoea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glasses
Fever Champagne Sec 1 bottle
Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge 2 glasses
Uric Acid Gout Sancerre, Pouilly Fume 4 glasses
Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glasses
Menopause (Male) Saint Emilion 4 glasses
Depression Médoc 4 glasses
Obesity Nuits St Georges Burgundy 4 glasses
Rheumatism Champagne (any) 4 glasses
Excessive weight loss Côte de Beaune 4 glasses
As you can see, David is suffering a lot but with the help of his daily medicine - is managing very well.....
