CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
BUT CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...
Lion will not cheat on wife, but Tiger Wood!