WOGG'S Perfect Day Out

Keith1 · Feb 13, 2015

6:00 Alarm goes off

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all
cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet

9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club (blow job en route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female
crew, all nude who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs.)-on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson

6:45 Shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news - Al Sharpton assassinated

7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953),
big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big
pair of tits

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap blow job

11:45-In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Note: Oz substitute Juliar Guillard for Al Sharpton

UK: David Cameron or Clogg or Moribund or all three!

Hey, don't laugh, David Morton has done exactly this! :laugh:

molleur · Feb 13, 2015

0615 item is also known as an "Air Start".

Pete · Feb 13, 2015

I like your style Keith, looks like a perfect day to me too.

David Morton · Feb 13, 2015

I don't do pizza.......

Larry L. · Feb 13, 2015

David Morton said:
I don't do pizza.......

From that I'd wager you've never tried one of "Otto's" pepperoni pizzas at his place in the courtyard of the "Grand Canal Shoppes" at the Venetian in Las Vegas...right?

TO...DIE...FOR...(if you like pepperoni, that is... :nice

'Best pepperoni I've ever tasted. Period. 'Made from a 50-year-old family recipe.

Anyway - carry on..........................................

David Morton · Feb 13, 2015

Larry,
You are ,of course, correct.
The times that I saw Las Vegas - and it was many times -
was from Flight Level 390 passing over en route from London to Los Angeles or San Diego.
In N Italy, Brochetta and Pizza are staple diet the for the peasants for lunch and dinner.

Larry L. · Feb 14, 2015

David Morton said:
The times that I saw Las Vegas - and it was many times -
was from Flight Level 390 passing over en route from London to Los Angeles or San Diego.

...'would imagine sampling Otto's offerings would prove to be a bit 'problematic' under those particular circumstances then, wouldn't it... :sad:

(Wifey and I always 'make a beeline' to Otto's as soon as we clear McCarran...depending on our arrival time, of course.)

marc.madmax · Feb 14, 2015

Skip the Marlin, Laps around Nurburgring Nordschiefe in super car, Cognac and a Cuban(cigar) watching the sundown in Key West with Bar Rafaeli and Esti Ginzberg then couple of hours of wild sex with them.

WOGG'S Perfect Day Out

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