From today's Houston Chronicle...it seems that San Antonio is trying to enact regulations that would require the entertainment in their "gentleman's clubs" to cover a bit more of their breasts. A number of the strip clubs got together and filed suit to prevent that from happening. The judge got a bit creative in his legal opinion:
"The court infers plaintiffs fear enforcement of the ordinance would strip them of their profits, affecting their bottom line. Conversely, the city asserts these businesses contribute to reduced property values, violent crime, increased drug sales, prostitution and other sex crimes and therefore need to be girdled more tightly. Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of city government....Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending."
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Cheers to a guy with a sense of humor!!!!!
Doug
"The court infers plaintiffs fear enforcement of the ordinance would strip them of their profits, affecting their bottom line. Conversely, the city asserts these businesses contribute to reduced property values, violent crime, increased drug sales, prostitution and other sex crimes and therefore need to be girdled more tightly. Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of city government....Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending."
:idea: :laugh: :thumbsup:
Cheers to a guy with a sense of humor!!!!!
Doug
