Your Caption Please

[Ian Clark]

Had to happen sometime, fortunately I wasn't driving. It's hard to take pictures with hand cuffs on! Seriously though, the cop was just curious about the car.

He pulled over the journalist who was driving the CAV Gulf Spec car for an upcoming magazine road test. Email me if you'd like the uncompressed image file, makes a great screen saver! Got any good captions...hmmm?

Oh, and I'd like to thank Frknfast for posting my bail, hahahahah!

 

I told you the safety car would come out if you stopped and opened the door on these banked tracks.
Chris

 

Ya lucky I needed to stop for a piss....

 

[roaldin]

PIGS IN SPACEFRAME...

You had to watch the muppets..

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

Road safety campaign targets men in early forties.

Tim.

 

160mph, Officer?

I got here as quickly as I could! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[roaldin]

Slant radar.

Tim.

 

[Brett James-McCall]

Safety car gives race leader its race numbers back after they peeled off /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

Just keep the tow-rope tight! - Please
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

Gimme a break officer. Around 120mph, your roof lights were producing too much dirty air. At 140mph, I just had to use the draft to pass you. It's known as slipstreaming. It helps to conserve fuel, so it was my contribution to a cleaner environment, OK? What's that officer? YOU want to slipstream ME back to the station? Oh... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Ian Clark]

Keep it up guys! Is anyone here writing for Leno? ROFLMAO

P.S. ALL submissions will get the screen saver /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Ian K]

What phenomenal grip - even standing still!!

OK copper, you may have caught me in this measly
24 minute chase, but let's see how you do over
24 hours!!!!

Ian

 

[Brian Magee]

But I am schtanding up schtrait officer!

Brian.

 

[Knighton]

What was the outcome with the bi-law officer licensed to carry a gun? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif No ticket? Request to go for a ride? Your autograph?

Caption; "Would you like my assistance finding the top half of your vehicle Sir?"

 

[roaldin]

I told you it was right at the end of Mulsanne but nooo you knew better...

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

Headline:- Police overlook vital clue in stolen racecar scam.

Rear spoiler

Owners manual warning:- Before reverse parking your new GT40, please check carefully for obstacles.

Headline:- Donut thief operating right under Police nose.

Taxing times.

Tim.

 

[Jools]

I fought the law,and the .....

 

[Ian Clark]

"You boy, You're ina heeep of trouble here! Don't you know it's againt the law to operate a race car inside the city limits?"

Wasn't that from an old Dodge or Plymoth tv commercial in the late sixties?

 

[Bill Musarra]

Maybe Smokey and the Bandit????

 

[Ian K]

[ QUOTE ]

Wasn't that from an old Dodge or Plymoth tv commercial in the late sixties?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Hey, does that thing got a hemi in it?"

"Uhh ... yeah ... whatever ..."

[GT40 driver floors it and Bubba and Jimmy start in disbelief]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif