Airline News ..Update (NSFW)

[Keith]

Ryanair announce new logo to reflect Company Values​

(For non Europeans: Ryanair = very budget Irish airline not known for their generosity, i.e. no wheelchairs for disabled)

Ryanair have today launched their new corporate logo that will be painted on the fins of all of their jet aircraft.

The no-thrills airline hired a top Dublin based branding consultancy to come up with the design and are rumoured to have spent in the region of £5 (plus credit card fees) on the artwork, but no lunch was supplied.

Stephen McNamara, Ryanair PR rep, commented:

“I had to bend over for about an hour and half with Micky (from the print room) on top so the bloody agency could get the angle right, but we think it looks great and really shows off our 2010 core brand values”.



OLD TAIL FIN LOGO

THE NEW 2010 LOOK

 

[Dalton Veitch]

Errr, might attract a certain class of customer.

 

[David Morton]

Dalton,
Believe me - it really does. Loads of tuscanny toffs in tweeds 'gaying dine' to the villa for the weekend (hovels really) along with the 'Trevs and Sharons' in matching blue and red nylon shell suits having their two weeks holly's from the Pea packing plant in East Anglia. My last trip on Ryan in 2008 ( I REALLY MEAN IT - THE LAST EVER ON RYAN) was from Rodez to Gatwick and I was looking forward to my none meal - a twix bar and Coffee - until I noticed Tracy on the Trolley (yes - undoubtedly an Essex girl the way she was dropping her 't's ) was using the back of her hand to wipe her nose. I feigned instant sleep but it was all in vain as I was sitting in an aisle seat and sure enough Trev and Sharon (Middle and Window) needed topping up - and Tracy had a voice like a foghorn on helium.
Ryan and Easy low cost? Bollocks. They are now often dearer than flying from LHR on BMI or BA.
Allegedly.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

I dont know David, their long haul business class sounds interesting.

YouTube - Ryanair Long-haul flights have "blowjobs" included!