Answers on a post card please

[Gregg]

Little boy you might as well go home and play with your pedal car. I had my 40 set up and tuned by Smart Tech Services and I'm sitting in the pole position.

 

[Ian Anderson]

I signed up for a driving lesson - sure don't know why they dressed me in this outfit - perhaps it will help my swing,now how to find the first tee

 

[Max Walter]

B*****r me, I thought all the Concordes had been retired!

[Sorry, I don't really condone personal jibes, but this one had been brewing for a while! ]

 

[Andy Besic]

I HAD THE LINE.....Mum...? is that you?!

 

[David Morton]

You're not that Logan prat, are you?

 

[Ian Anderson]

They call it a p1ss pot and I just did before you put it on your head!

 

[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

"No Robin, I'm not jewish. What made you think that, was it the nose or was it that I've lost my helmet?" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

from none other than, 'The Man on the Left' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

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Little boy you might as well go home and play with your pedal car. I had my 40 set up and tuned by Smart Tech Services and I'm sitting in the pole position.

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Keep em coming.....

 

[David Morton]

"Have you got any of the 100mg Viagra"?
"What, at your age? You don't really need them !"
"YES I DO. Stops me rolling out of bed"

 

[David Morton]

"OK then - have you got any Phyllosan?"
"What on earth are you talking about ?"
"Phyllosan you plonker. Fortifies the over 40's"

 

[David Morton]

"I can tell you're interested in this bird behind me"
"How do you know that,wise guy"
"Because your tremor has stopped, and your pissing on my foot again"

 

[roaldin]

"So what's the big secret"
"Shh, Cystitis, pass it on"
"Bastard!"

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"I'm telling you, it cures tinea"

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"Middle of a bloody race and they want a drug test. Bloody bureaucrats..."

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"Why the flame proof suits and protective gear just to look at the GT40s forum?"
"You haven't been there recently have you...?"

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

"Luncheon! I thought you said lynchin'."

Tim.

 

[Espen]

*Whisper* "Uhh...Have you seen my car?"

 

[Espen]

"Why are we the only drivers here?"
"Oooh..that might explain the locked gates"

 

[Espen]

"It's my turn to drive"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"
"YES IT IS!"
"......"

 

[Gregg]

Thanks for coming on such short notice mate. Go straight through the big tent behind me. The show starts at 12:00. You will be shot out of the cannon at 12:30. Any questions?