Devastated Weather Conditions in the UK

[Mark]

The UK news is clogged of reports of terrible weather conditions in the UK today. This picture, captured just moments ago by the BBC live at Cleethorpes depicts the disaster clearly,

I bet the rest of the world will be shocked by such scenes and hurriedly offer as much assistance as they can, to help us in these terrible times!

We should be ashamed of ourselves! Great Britain? Great bullshit more like!

 

[Larry L.]

What you're saying is the British media sensationalizes for effect? 'Same everywhere.

I'll never forget the live T.V. coverage of a flood in a town here in the States a few years ago. 'Woman reporter was paddling a canoe down "Main Street" in a particular town while telling her viewers how devastating the flood waters were. About 20 seconds into her spiel, some passerby WALKED between her and her cameraman...which instantly revealed the water was literally only ankle deep! My bet is, had said cameraman done a 'pull back', wide-angle shot, it would have revealed that he and the reporter were in the ONLY flooded area in that town!

Aaaaaaaah, 'truth' in reporting...

 

[Keith]

It's a bit worse than that Mark. Another one like that and we'll be joining Holland via the Dogger Bank mate.

Oh, and EVEN more seriously:

BREAKING NEWS

Lifeboat station lost 2234:
BBC Radio Norfolk reporter Andrew Turner says Hemsby lifeboat station has fallen into the sea.

 

[Robert May Eng.]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&r...nyf3CHYZMBM8d-29i5qJZc6A&ust=1386370695598797

I think its time for a graph

Sid

 

[Mark]

It's a bit worse than that Mark. Another one like that and we'll be joining Holland via the Dogger Bank mate.

Oh, and EVEN more seriously:

BREAKING NEWS

Lifeboat station lost 2234:
BBC Radio Norfolk reporter Andrew Turner says Hemsby lifeboat station has fallen into the sea.

Not for one minute, suggesting that this storm isn't big Keith, but for the sake if clarity and balance, where I see blatant exaggeration, I see it as almost a duty, to naked an equal and opposite downplay. It's all about the yin and the yang doesn't thee Knar!?

 

[Keith]

Fuk mi. It was funny.