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I found this on Facebook. I think I achieved most of these.

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Well, had a tripple carb't Ford Capri at 22, Divorsed my first wife at 30 ( when live begun).
My second wife at 33 bought a Zakspeed Capri and after that she let me build her a V8 Supercharged Capri and me race it a Santapod when I was 40.
My wife bought a GT40 project when I was 48 for us to complete both, nearly 52 now...
So I might be an opportunist but for sure life could be a struggle when you are married to someone that could be a female version of Jay Leno.