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Vegas stripper thinks she needs some more tattoos to increase business. She decides that what would look really good is Elvis Presley tattoo'd on each thigh.

Looking in the mirror later on at home she starts thinking they're really not a very good likeness of Elvis. She goes out in the street and hikes up her dress in front of a homeless guy and asks him if he recognizes the tattoos.

The homeless guys says "I don't know who the twins are, but the guy in the middle is definitely Willy Nelson."
 

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Okay - my sides hurt from laughing myself totally stupid - nearly spewing my morning coffee out the nose….
Thanks Chris!!!
 
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