Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

>JUST RECEIVED THIS IN AN E-MAIL.....
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>Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

>Talk about a huge breast!
>Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>It's Cool Whip time!
>If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>Are you ready for seconds yet?
>It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
>Don't play with your meat.
>Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
>I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>You still have a little bit on your chin.
>How long will it take after you stick it in?
>You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
>That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
>How long do I beat it before it's ready?
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
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