Times have changed.

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER !

"And we never had a Mars bar until 1993"!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's !
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos...
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos...
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on a Sunday, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because........

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O..K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY , no video/dvd films,

no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't go to work to help dad make ends meet because we didn't need to keep up with the Jones's!

Not everyone made the rugby/football/cricket/netball team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on MERIT We can string sentences together and spell and have proper conversations because of a good, solid three R's education.
Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla' .

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL !

And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
 

Keith

Moderator
Nice one Pete. That would all be me.

What is it with those modern kids names, WTF? They are even more stupid than ours! :laugh:

Here are some of our more chavvie ones:

GIRLS.
Morgan, Chardonnay, Teri/Toni, Chantelle, Jordan, Jaydn/Jaiden/Jayden, April, Lucie, Skyler/Skylar, Demi, Barrett/Barratt, Dionne, Nikki, Vikki, Kayley, Lexi, Charity, Ruby, Pearl, Siobhan, Mercedes, Levi, Reese, Emilie, Lola.
BOYS.
Connor/Conner/Conor, Grant, Alfie, Theo, Elvis, Tyler, Lewis, Reece/Rhys, Reeve, Ryan, Kobe, Diesel, Billy, Jordan, Declan, Leo, Owen, Cameron, Mackenzie/McKenzie, Marley, Tavis, Craig, Jon, Barrie, Liam, Reagan/Regan, Harvie, Archie, Jayden/Jaydn/Jaiden, Dane, Scott.

We're doomed.... :thumbsdown:
 

Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
Nice one Pete. That would all be me.

What is it with those modern kids names, WTF? They are even more stupid than ours! :laugh:

Here are some of our more chavvie ones:

GIRLS.
Morgan, Chardonnay, Teri/Toni, Chantelle, Jordan, Jaydn/Jaiden/Jayden, April, Lucie, Skyler/Skylar, Demi, Barrett/Barratt, Dionne, Nikki, Vikki, Kayley, Lexi, Charity, Ruby, Pearl, Siobhan, Mercedes, Levi, Reese, Emilie, Lola.
BOYS.
Connor/Conner/Conor, Grant, Alfie, Theo, Elvis, Tyler, Lewis, Reece/Rhys, Reeve, Ryan, Kobe, Diesel, Billy, Jordan, Declan, Leo, Owen, Cameron, Mackenzie/McKenzie, Marley, Tavis, Craig, Jon, Barrie, Liam, Reagan/Regan, Harvie, Archie, Jayden/Jaydn/Jaiden, Dane, Scott.

We're doomed.... :thumbsdown:

Grant, Lewis/Louis, Ryan, Billy, Owen, Craig, Harvie/Harvey, Archie and Scott have been boys names forever...as have April, Lucie/Lucy, Emilie/Emily, Pearl and Lola (really old fashioned) on the girl's side.

What follows, however, is a list of just some of the names that never been known to mankind...and I swear I've not made any of them up:

Kal-El, Pilot Inspektor, Fifi Trixibelle, Apple, Kyd, Destry, Maddox, Memphis Eve, Ocean, Blue Angel, Audio Science, Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Rocket, Moxie Crimefighter, Tu Morrow, Jermajesty, Zuma Nesta Rock, Bogart Che Peyote, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Denim, Diezel, Banjo, Sage Moonblood, Camera, Free, Harley Quinn, Speck Wildhorse, Pirate, Satchel, Mars Merkaba, Dweezil, Bronx Mowgli, Hero, Suri, and, of course, Elijah Blue. (And Johnny Cash thought "Sue" was bad...)

'Unbelievable...
 
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Keith

Moderator
Hahaha I know I used to live in Hunstville Alabama (Roll Tide Roll!) but I just heard of some whacko parents calling their baby:

Krimson Tyde!

This guy from Burnley in England took the biscuit by naming his son:


Jensen
Jay
Alexander
Bikey
Carlisle
Duff
Elliot
Fox
Iwelumo
Marney
Mears
Paterson
Thompson
Wallace

The entire Burnley Team and subs, and I don't even think they had won anything.

Poor bastard.
 
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