Leave your stones at the door.

Jim Craik · Nov 6, 2011

On the eighth day he will start rounding up the liberals.

lonesomebob · Nov 6, 2011

Jim Craik said:
On the eighth day he will start rounding up the liberals.

Naw, they'll eat themselves, Jimbolaya ;~) And, thanks for the endorsement!

Mark Pickford · Nov 7, 2011

I disagree with almost everything Bob says and especialy the way he says it. However, his 6-day plan approach, applied to the UK would get my vote.

roaldin · Nov 7, 2011

Glad you surfaced Keith

Please tell me your 000 is homage to carry on spying. That was a great line.

Tim.

lonesomebob · Nov 7, 2011

Mark Pickford said:
I disagree with almost everything Bob says and especialy the way he says it. However, his 6-day plan approach, applied to the UK would get my vote.

Confused, but grateful for your endorsement! Would you be interested in a seat on my cabinet?

Jim Craik · Nov 7, 2011

lonesomebob said:
Thank you Keith1,

And when elected, on the first day, I will dismantle Obamacare and begin the process of letting Medicare "die on the vine."

On the second day, I will order an immediate 20% cut in federal spending with no exceptions.

On the third day, a group of the finest auditors will be assembled to audit the entire federal government. there will be ten Secret Service agents assigned to each of these brave citizens.

On the fourth day, it will be decreed that all law suit expenses nationwide will be paid by the losing party of the suit.

On the fifth day, all bureaucracies will be notified that they will be examined as to their worth in the real world we actually live in. The EPA will immediately reimburse all entities that have been damaged by their unscientific regulations. All payments will come out of existing funds. This will also apply to Fish and Game, ATF, etc.

on the sixth day, a comprehensive school voucher system will be enacted and all relators operating in the Silicon Valley will be arrested for stealing land from the Mexicans, who stole it from the noble Indigenous People, and then sold it for outrageous sums of money to very rich white men who plan on killing snail darters, delta green ground beetles, Kern primrose sphinx moths, and of course, the bald eagle!!!!

On the seventh day,,,,, well, I'll take a break!

Once again, Bobbie has proven that he has no idea how things work! The President does not make laws or set the budget!

lonesomebob · Nov 7, 2011

Jim Craik said:
Once again, Bobbie has proven that he has no idea how things work! The President does not make laws or set the budget!

Party platform, Jimbolaya! This is the way we are heading. Read 'em and weep.

Thank you for finally admitting that Congress spends the money. Keep that in mind with your next chart or graph ;~) The President sets the tone for the law making as titular head of the party, and we all know it will be a Conservative sweep come next year!

Jim Craik · Nov 7, 2011

Gee bob,

A consevative sweep....................................

Since you know what will happen, who will be President?

Pete · Nov 7, 2011

Hey Bob can I steal your plan and use it in Australia?

Welcome back Hardy.

Keith1 · Nov 7, 2011

Thanks Pete mate, listen I am really sorry for going back on my commitment never to post here again but I have to tell you I really love Bob who is clearly more educated than almost everyone else here. Anyway, he is a total piss taker and has been messing with your heads for months. I love it. Thanks for the entertainment Bob.

Right, I'm not back, this is a blip, but, especially for all dyslexics out there (and it seems we either have more than our fair share or the damn spellchecker dun work guy) here is a little jest.

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blueovalz · Nov 7, 2011

I miss Keith!

lonesomebob · Nov 7, 2011

Jim Craik said:
Gee bob,

A consevative sweep....................................

Since you know what will happen, who will be President?

Me silly, haven't you been following this thread??????

lonesomebob · Nov 7, 2011

Pete said:
Hey Bob can I steal your plan and use it in Australia?

Welcome back Hardy.

for the good of the world, I certainly hope you do!

Now, for Greece and Italy, hmmmmmm.

lonesomebob · Nov 7, 2011

Keith1 said:
Thanks Pete mate, listen I am really sorry for going back on my commitment never to post here again but I have to tell you I really love Bob who is clearly more educated than almost everyone else here. Anyway, he is a total piss taker and has been messing with your heads for months. I love it. Thanks for the entertainment Bob.

Right, I'm not back, this is a blip, but, especially for all dyslexics out there (and it seems we either have more than our fair share or the damn spellchecker dun work guy) here is a little jest.

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Keith is too modest, as he is my campaign manager and will be appointed Secretary of State after the election!

Cliffbeer2 · Nov 10, 2011

Bob, this is an automotive forum. This is not a get-up-and-rant-your-particular-political-blah-blah forum.

In case you missed it, again, this is an automotive forum. An automotive forum. A forum organized around a particular auto, a GT40, in fact. An automotive forum.

You diminish the utility and enjoyment of the site with your political rantings. Do everyone a favor and take that somewhere else, please. This is an automotive forum.

Personally, I'm not smart enough to know how to put someone on "ignore" here so I'm stuck with seeing your blah blah, and it just makes the site just that much less enjoyable and less credible.

This is an automotive forum.

Pete · Nov 10, 2011

Cliff by my count their are 25 sections of the forum devoted to the GT40 and
cars. And only one section called the paddock. If you don't like the paddock you do not have to go there. It is your choice what you click on. If you do not like what someone posts don't read it. It is your choice, no one can make you read
what you don't want to.
You do not need an ignore button to do that.

lonesomebob · Nov 10, 2011

Cliffbeer2 said:
Bob, this is an automotive forum. This is not a get-up-and-rant-your-particular-political-blah-blah forum.

In case you missed it, again, this is an automotive forum. An automotive forum. A forum organized around a particular auto, a GT40, in fact. An automotive forum.

You diminish the utility and enjoyment of the site with your political rantings. Do everyone a favor and take that somewhere else, please. This is an automotive forum.

Personally, I'm not smart enough to know how to put someone on "ignore" here so I'm stuck with seeing your blah blah, and it just makes the site just that much less enjoyable and less credible.

This is an automotive forum.

I'm sorry that you are so bitter.

Cliffbeer2 · Nov 12, 2011

lonesomebob said:
I'm sorry that you are so bitter.

Ah, thanks, that's sweet. You're so sensitive.

Please don't be concerned. Just shut the hell up.

Cliffbeer2 · Nov 12, 2011

Pete said:
Cliff by my count their are 25 sections of the forum devoted to the GT40 and
cars. And only one section called the paddock. If you don't like the paddock you do not have to go there. It is your choice what you click on. If you do not like what someone posts don't read it. It is your choice, no one can make you read
what you don't want to.
You do not need an ignore button to do that.

Pete, you're absolutely right. I just wish I could figure out how to do the ignore thing so I wouldn't have to filter out the political crapping manually.

lonesomebob · Nov 12, 2011

Cliffbeer2 said:
Pete, you're absolutely right. I just wish I could figure out how to do the ignore thing so I wouldn't have to filter out the political crapping manually.

Yeah, that's a tough one, two clicks, I'll make it just one for you. No man stands higher than when he bends down to help the clueless.

GT40s.com - FAQ: General Forum Usage

And show your friend yerugliness how to do it too.

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