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My daughter stayed at a motel in Franklin Kentucky last night. When they got ready to leave this morning they had a surprise. Someone stole both converters while they were sleeping.

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Larry L.

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My daughter stayed at a motel in Franklin Kentucky last night. When they got ready to leave this morning they had a surprise. Someone stole both converters while they were sleeping.

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The more thievery I see/hear/read about the more I'm convinced it should be 100% LEGAL to shoot thieves on sight...whether caught in the act or running away.
Ya, I know the can of worms that would open...but, it sure ought to cut down on the theft/burglary rate like nothing else.
Obviously I need my morning coffee... :-(
 

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Sorry for the thread drift guys. Here’s the prices as of this morning at our local salvage yard.

CONVERTER
Material
Each
Lg. Honeycomb
$120.00
Bread Loaf
$70.00
Reg. Honeycomb
$60.00
Jumbo Bead
$60.00
Regular Bead
$25.00
After Market
$7.00
Wire Converters
$15.00
Catalyst
$3.00/lb
Low Grade Foreign
$50.00
Sm. Foreign Conv.
$95.00
Lg. Foreign Conv.
$145.00
Precats
$22.00
Diesel Converters
$8.00
Straight Body
$70.00
Water Bottle
$45.00
Wide Gap
$21.00

Prices have been falling a lot on all metals lately around here. Scrap copper is down $1.40 a pound from it’s all time high a few short months ago.

Regards Brian
 
OLD LADY CAUGHT SPEEDING

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
 

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OLD LADY CAUGHT SPEEDING

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.


Oldie but STILL a goodie!
 
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