To update the original basis of the post, I'm afraid I have some sad news to report. This is especially difficult just before romance is to blossom for so many of you on Valentine's Day.
It appears the upcoming nuptial between Ms. Afton Elaine Burton a.k.a. "Star" and Mr. Charles Manson, a long-time resident of the California State Prison in Corcoran California, has been cancelled. Ms Burton is 27 years of age, Mr. Manson 80.
It seems that Mr. Manson discovered, through the insights provided by a member of the news media (probably Brian Williams but I'm not sure about that part) that Ms. Burton's genuine interest in him was corporal, not carnal.
Apparently under California law, the spouse of the deceased has the rights to claim the corpse of their dearly departed. Discovering this, Ms. Burton - ever the entrepreneur, decided on a business endeavor whereby she would, presumably after the passing of Mr. Manson, display his mortal remains in a glass case to the public for a fee. She envisioned that this would become a tourist attraction of some sort and provide her a Disney-like success in future years.
Upon hearing of the plot, Mr. Manson finally realized that he's been played for a fool.
No doubt disappointed, he reminisced on the events and indicated the that in hindsight it all really was a stupid idea to begin and quite ridiculous owing to the fact he is immortal.