Answers On A Post Card "again"

[Mark Clapp]

#2

"I told you a hundred times I don't want to play charades. But you're gonna listen now sucker!"

 

[Gregg]

Ah, Mr. "L", we finally meet.

 

[Marcus]

"Darling, he doesn`t attract me as a man, it`s just his GT 40..."

 

[Ian Anderson]

I see the problem - you're left handed and aiming with your right eye!

 

[Gregg]

Your an impatient bugger aren't you? Let me go over the rules one more time. Go over to the blind to your right and count to ten. Meanwhile I'll go hide.

 

[Gregg]

You may be faster than me on the track, but NOBODY beats me in the field!

 

[Davey]

"Not happy with your new log cabin then?"

 

[Andy Besic]

I MEANT IT when I said "no blowing snot at your friends!"

 

[Andy Besic]

This will relieve your sinus headache.....

 

[Andy Besic]

(He's got a gun on me....what to do?) (I saw in I dream of Genie where she touched the side of her nose and blinked twice, then dissappeared....maybe that will work.)

 

[Gregg]

Honey, is this the man that knocked you up?

 

[Gregg]

Clay pigeon, real pigeon, its all the same to me mate.

 

[Gregg]

Any bloke can catch a bullet with his teeth. Lets see how you do with buckshot.

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

That was MY wife you "Bastard"!

 

[Gregg]

I'm thinking, maybe a smaller gun would be better for you. We wouldn't want you to fall over now, would we?

 

Okay Andrew Mums The Word I Promise Not To Tell Anybody That You Had Sex In The Back Of Your Ford Capri (please Dont Shoot Me)

 

[Danimal W]

I told you,.... I was HELPING the sheep over the fence....

 

[Jools]

From previous experience of Andrews marksmanship, the instructor carefully positioned himself into the one place he could be sure of that was in absolutely no danger of being shot.

 

[Ian Anderson]

"Now say that again" - "I mean the part where you said I shot into the air and missed!"

 

[CliffBeer]

The pea is lodged well up my right nostril. Now, if you'll just kindly blow my head off that should dislodge it so I can breath more freely.