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Neal

Lifetime Supporter
Nice Kenny impression...

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Conversation taped at the "Dick Cheney Emergency Medical Response Unit (members only)"

"Just a broken jaw this time. You're looking better..."
"Can't complain, can't complain..."

Tim.
 
Commentator 1: Welcome back to the final round of the World Slot Car Championships, and here are two of the more serious competitors just getting ready for the next showdown.

Commentator 2: Yes James, two very fierce rivals taking no chances this time after the serious incident during their last encounter.

Commentator 1: And, wow, don’t we all remember those frightening pictures of the slot car running of the track and the competitor’s hair bursting into flames.

Commentator 2: Well James. It’s just a solemn reminder to us all of how dangerous slot car racing can be.
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
"Here's the money"
"WHAT"
"You said bring 3 shillings and fourpence and we are going to a dance"
"NO - YOU DEAF BASTARD - I SAID SEND REINFORCEMENTS WE ARE GOING TO ADVANCE"
 

Gregg

Gregg
Lifetime Supporter
Thinking quitely to himself. I think I can take him. One shot to the nose and he'll go down.
 

Gregg

Gregg
Lifetime Supporter
The starry gaze young lovers share as they try to figure out how to share their first kiss. Him with his big nose. Him with his helmet.
 

Ian Anderson

Lifetime Supporter
Hello it's me, Osama, I've Bin Laden down recently but after dumping that load feel better - hope that's a gas mask you are wearing
 
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