Jokes anyone? -


Lifetime Supporter
"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't".

An accordion player left his in his unlocked car, when he returned there were two.

Why is an accordion like a lawsuit? Everyone is happier when the case is closed.
Would you all PLEASE stop talking about accordions!!!
This brings up worst childhood memories - like playing up in front of the family on christmas eve.... :mad: