"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't".What is the difference between an onion and an accordion?
No one cries when you cut up an accordion!
Would you all PLEASE stop talking about accordions!!!"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't".
An accordion player left his in his unlocked car, when he returned there were two.
Why is an accordion like a lawsuit? Everyone is happier when the case is closed.