Jokes anyone? -

[Neal]

What is the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion!

 

[Brian Kissel]

 

[Randy V]

 

[Nick]

 

[Randy V]

 

[Larry L.]

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...and that's just the Cliffs Notes.

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

What is the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion!

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't".

An accordion player left his in his unlocked car, when he returned there were two.

Why is an accordion like a lawsuit? Everyone is happier when the case is closed.

 

[JP Verweij]

 

[Nick]

 

[Markus]

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but doesn't".

An accordion player left his in his unlocked car, when he returned there were two.

Why is an accordion like a lawsuit? Everyone is happier when the case is closed.

Would you all PLEASE stop talking about accordions!!!
This brings up worst childhood memories - like playing up in front of the family on christmas eve....

 

[BenL]

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Someone knows how to make a good impression.

 

[Brian Kissel]

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

 

[Neal]

 

[DaveC]

 

[Nick]

 

[Mike Pass]

 

[Paul Hendrickx]

and when they have for once a sun shine near Big Ben......

 

[JP Verweij]

 

[Mike Pass]