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ACTION <o

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Feet cold and wet. <o

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Glass being held at incorrect angle. <o

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Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. <o

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Feet warm and wet. <o

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Improper bladder control. <o

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Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. <o

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Drink unusually pale and tasteless.<o

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Glass empty. <o

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Get someone to buy you another drink. <o

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Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. <o

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You have fallen over backward. <o

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Have yourself lashed to bar. <o

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Mouth contains cigarette butts. <o

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You have fallen forward. <o

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See above. <o

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Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. <o

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Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. <o

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Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. <o

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Floor blurred. <o

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You are looking through bottom of empty glass. <o

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Get someone to buy you another drink. <o

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Floor moving. <o

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You are being carried out. <o

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Find out if you are being taken to another bar. <o

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Room seems unusually dark. <o

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Bar has closed. <o

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Confirm home address with bartender. <o

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Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures. <o

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Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations. <o

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Cover mouth. <o

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Everyone looks up to you and smiles.<o

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You are dancing on the table. <o

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Fall on somebody cushy-looking. <o

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Drink is crystal-clear. <o

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It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. <o

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Punch him. <o

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Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. <o

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You have been in a fight. <o

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Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. <o

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Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. <o

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You've wandered into the wrong party. <o

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See if they have free alcohol. <o

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Your singing sounds distorted. <o

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The drink is too weak. <o

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Have more alcohol until your voice improves. <o

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Don't remember the words to the song. <o

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Drink is just right. <o

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Play air guitar. <o

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