Quote - "Since nothing makes sense to you, even though I have said this stuff 100 times already... Im going to give it to you AGAIN, this time with background and then hopefully it sinks in." end quote.
Frustrating isn't it.

Does this ring a bell - quote: "I read the differences between torque and HP, and something to do with RPM = multiplication (which I dont understand). I can read that 1000000 times I still wont understand what that actualy means without somebody EXPLAINING it" - end quote.
What you (confusingly) refer to in the above (including several explanatory posts) was about the simplest explanation that can be made of that subject. To keep asking for an explanation of an explanation is frustrating to say the least.
Ok, benefit of the doubt comment first:- assuming for the moment you are
genuine then I suggest you buy yourself a Lotus Elise. If it doesn't pull hard enough for you then get one that has something like a supercharged Honda VTEC in it and start some practical learning - both about cars, and about driving. Relatively cheap, and you'll actually start this journey and not just theorise uselessly for the rest of your life. If you tire of it you can move on and stand a better chance of survival than you appear to have ATM.
Assuming you get a car I highly recommend you attend several training
sessions taken by someone like John Bowe.
Now, if you are a troll then you are bloody amazing!
You have the whole place jumping and you are still not banished. Amazing!
If you are sincere then all I can suggest re' your effect here is that it is hard to believe that someone who purports such an interest in cars can be so seemingly naive about them.
Tim.