Pistorius the new OJ

Wonder who thinks this stuff up?
It doesn’t take long!!! ……………………………………..

His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa . That’s how it works over there, right?

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.”

Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.

If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin.

And finally,
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
 

Jim Rosenthal

Supporter
How similar is the South African system to USA? If it is, they don't have to establish his innocence, do they? they just have to establish that there's reasonable doubt, right?
 

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Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
...they don't have to establish his innocence, do they? they just have to establish that there's reasonable doubt, right?


The O.J. trial proved neither of those is necessary in order to 'get someone off' here in the U.S. 'Just need to assemble a jury with a pro defendant agenda...and hold the trial in SoCal.

However, Blade Runner's problems are: (1) he's not in SoCal, (2) there is no jury, and, (3) his judge's name isn't Ito. Oh, and he has one other 'problem' as well - he's not black...so he has no "race card" to play (if that would even matter in SA).

'Bottom line: If he is guilty - 'odds are he'll be found guilty.

(The only person involved in this case for whom I feel sorry is his girlfriend. What a crying shame...)
 
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Doug S.

The protoplasm may be 72, but the spirit is 32!
Lifetime Supporter
Can't be the new "OJ"..OJ didn't do it, Pistorius admits he did.

HUGE difference!

Cheers!

Doug
 

Keith

Moderator
I don't think he's so much worried about entering races AFTER prison,

I think he's more worried about different races entering him.

 
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