That reminds me - It's Melon Picking Time..

[Keith]

Have you picked yours?

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Yum. Makes me hungry, it does.

 

[Keith]

Yum, more melons.....

 

[Jack]

There are some advantages in becoming a TSA agent after all!

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Causing unusual urge to ensure ripeness with just a tender squeeze.


Did I just say that out loud?

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Keef do two melons count towards the governments recommended five a day?

Bob

 

[Mesa]

There are some advantages in becoming a TSA agent after all!

Think plastic surgon mate, he makes more money and gets (?) to touch the finished product without getting slapped.

Although I have no desire to squeeze fake melons, yick.
Look? maybe. Squeeze? no thanks.

 

[Mesa]

make that - surgeon

 

[Terry Oxandale]

Was there a surcharge for additional or oversized bags?

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Some say you should always look at the mother






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[Keith]

Mmmmm.. flapjacks...

 

[Jack]

Walmart?

 

[flatchat(Chris)]

Jeezus ! Bob -- Keefs gorn and started a nice respectable thread for us and you had to mess it up with that - phtu, yuk ! :laugh:

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

Or these:

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Some more eye candy

 

[Howard Jones]

tastefully presented for your enjoyment

 

[Howard Jones]

And without any taste whatsoever..................

 

[Howard Jones]

Then there's tiger's wife

 

[Glenn M]

Someone ought to tell her Howard, she doesn't need to bring her own wood!

 

[Brian Kissel]

These look ripe