I think the adventures and liaisons associated with the Mini have coloured people's memories, The wing mirror falling off sounded about right (thanks for that recollection, Malcolm). I had a lot of contact with mini's, and owned a Mini-Cooper S, and while I enjoyed the acceleration, handling, and parking (in every sense), they were the most unreliable, cheap and nasty, poorly assembled pieces of junk I've ever come across. Every component rusted, the bonnets flew open as the front flexed, the car would never start in wet weather (I used to ring road service before I left the office on a wet evening), you couldn't get any traction for acceleration on a wet road, the car changed lanes every time you changed gear due to the torque effects, ergonomics were a dirty word, I could go on. Great fun, but I never want to own another one.
Dalton
Well, I never had a shag in a Mini, but I had a van as a workshop hack for many years, and also owned a 1071S which whilst not a quick straightline car was however capable of ridiculously fast A-B times particularly through some of our tight and twisty mountain passes. These trips were great fun and much, much better than sex, so maybe my memories are coloured by that!
They had their faults the most significant for me was the praying mantis stance that I had to adopt with my 6'3" frame behind the wheel! The water in the electrics was easily solved by fabricating a cover to go over all the high tension stuff and periodic applications of CRC 6-66 Marine coped with all invasive fog etc. The build quality was no better or worse than any other pommie car of the day. I originally bought my 1071 S to compete in the first Heatway International Rally that was run in the South Island which in those days had an 1100cc class. I felt we would have had a good chance but unfortunately someone had nicked all the good S stuff out of it before I bought it and fitted 997 gear which was never going to get the job done! And since it then became the object of (successful) legal action I was advised not to rally it anyway. So much for that....
WRT Keiths comment about the Aussie rejects. OZ actually built their own, had wind up windows long before the Poms. They were different in that they had a front quarterlight which the pommie ones didn't, or was it vice versa, I don't remember now. But here in NZ the Aussie 1275 S and the 998 were much sought after and quite prolific.
My (ex)wife also had a near new 1100 Clubman when I first met her, THAT may have coloured my better judgement!:lol:
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