Well the third test starts tomorrow, the English Captain is very concerned that their ace strategist and mentor has apparently disappeared. "We heard a rumour that he had urgent business in Rio and was last seen boarding a flight demanding that several bottles of Krug be put on ice.
Obviously Mr Morton or as we call him sir, or oh wise one, is confident of our success otherwise he wouldn't have buggered off to Rio chasing tarts and working on his suntan.
His strategy of lulling Ortsralya into a false sense of dominance has worked wonderfully well up to now. The Aussie bastards are so cock sure that they are now predicting a five nil white wash as did Botham about us prior to the start of day one.
My problem is I'm not sure what David , sorry sir David wants us to do, and I am hopeless at making decisions strategic or otherwise, suffice to say we are a little lost without the wise one.....If anyone knows how to contact him please ask him to contact me immediately , otherwise all is lost":embarassed::embarassed: