What are your favourite sayings?

[Keith]

Fornicate with a blind ferret like rodent.
Discuss

I blame it on the caiprihita.... copirihaanzzz...caiprinoehans..

Fuggit.....The Booze!

 

[Rick S.]

I don't know what I don't know....

 

[Nick]

I blame it on the caiprihita.... copirihaanzzz...caiprinoehans..

Fuggit.....The Booze!

Are you sure it's not the school masters / prefects to blame?

 

[Keith]

You have a point there. Could it have been about, er, Gerbils?

 

[David Morton]

Fuck a Blind Stoat?

Quite a common cry , often by some one in exasperation or who cannot work out whats happening around them.
Marcus - does it translate? I'm sure Schumacher would have used it recently......

 

[Mike Pass]

There's many a true word spoken in jest.


Cheers
Mike

 

[Marcus]

Fuck a Blind Stoat?

Quite a common cry , often by some one in exasperation or who cannot work out whats happening around them.
Marcus - does it translate? I'm sure Schumacher would have used it recently......

In a way it translates to the common german saying of "It´s like pissing against the wind"

 

[zollis]

Or rather pissing against the Mississippi











Z.C..

 

[Mark]

Don't mis-quote me you bastard!

 

[Keith]

How on earth can you extrapolate "go fuck a blind stoat" into "pissing against the wind"?

I mean I've done the latter many a time (I'm a sailor remember big boy?) but the former?

Is that a British Public School thing like Gerbilling is in AL?

 

[Stephen Tonks]

Shit happens.

 

[Mark]

I think that is Nick Mason's 512 isn't it?

 

[Mark Clapp]

"A wise man perseveres, but he shouldn't carry a purse."

 

[Charlie Farley]

Randy,

Yes i believe you are correct, i forget that part of the coming together.
Nice one .

 

[Neal]

Save the drama for your Mama.

Gold for the honeys, green for the money.

I fart in your general direction you kaniviling k-night.

Bring me the soft cushion. Not too hard, not too soft.

 

[zollis]

" Don't stop there"

1) The officer in blue tells the driver to moves his vehicle, or
2) The editor tells the author to add an extra chapter to his book , or
3) We all know what the guy meant when he said that.











Z.C.

 

[Gus Richmond]

100% of divorces start with a marriage
Or
You're all over the joint like a hippys lip.

 

[John]

The answer is "put a chevy in it"
what was the question?

John

 

[Jim Craik]

The answer is "Count Basie", what is the question?



Answer: What is the first thing a Chinese umpire does?

 

[Jack]

"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence...The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference; they deserve a place with all that's good. When firearms go, all goes; we need them every hour."

-- George Washington